At that moment, I knew I never stood a chance. It was drunken blur of drinks, dildos and drag queens. And never before had I limped so ashamedly into work on a morning after. (I won’t go into explicit sexual detail in this blog, but I will say this: Ow.) It was a fairly brief […]Read more "Cayden, Part One."
Thanks to the wonderful men of the online dating world, I don’t think I’ll ever run out of “quality” material for these inbox quotes. *All spelling/grammatical errors are completely their own. miss do I look gay? text me let me know if your down ight You like white guys? U want a ryda…here i am […]Read more "Messages from my Online Dating Inbox, Part Four."
I’m making the decision, once again, to put down the empty promises, the empty calories. When I was 15, I made a conscientious decision to delete soda from my everyday diet. For as long as I could remember, it was my go-to beverage for a quick thirst quenching. The odd thing was, no matter the […]Read more "Empty Calories."
‘I’m stranded, alone in another country, no place to sleep, and it’s raining. Fuck my life.’ To read Brad, Part One, click here. So. I stayed. More drinks. More giggling. More conversation about his life, his career… Now that I think about it, he talked about himself quite a lot. Not that I particularly minded […]Read more "Brad, Part Two."
Finding love online – it’s tough work. All that fishing, swiping and dodging dicks disguised as Cupid’s arrows is hard enough without our fellow online daters making it even more difficult. It’s a scary world out there on the Net. Well – to be honest, it’s probably more annoying than frightening. I’ll just get right […]Read more "Four Things I Hate About Online Dating."
I’ve been stricken with an incurable case of wanderlust, and I found his life, his way of living, so very attractive. “What are you doing with your life?” “Riding as many elephants as possible.” That last sentence is what got me. I was instantly drawn in. It only took a quick scan of his online […]Read more "Brad, Part One."