Haven’t done one of these posts in a while….I have to admit, though, that they’re my absolute fave. 😀 I now present the best of the worst opening (and, as you may have guessed, closing) messages of my online dating inbox. *All spelling/grammatical errors are completely their own. Hi. What’s you’re deal? Are you easily […]Read more "Messages from my Online Dating Inbox, Part Five."
“She’s not my girlfriend.” To read Cayden, Part One, click here. It wasn’t all bad. We had fun. Played (and lost) trivia games. Went dancing. Got drunk. Pushed each other on swings in the playground at midnight. Then again, there were also times like these: 5) The Wild Goose Chase So, there I stood, huddled […]Read more "Cayden, Part Two."
At that moment, I knew I never stood a chance. It was drunken blur of drinks, dildos and drag queens. And never before had I limped so ashamedly into work on a morning after. (I won’t go into explicit sexual detail in this blog, but I will say this: Ow.) It was a fairly brief […]Read more "Cayden, Part One."
Thanks to the wonderful men of the online dating world, I don’t think I’ll ever run out of “quality” material for these inbox quotes. *All spelling/grammatical errors are completely their own. miss do I look gay? text me let me know if your down ight You like white guys? U want a ryda…here i am […]Read more "Messages from my Online Dating Inbox, Part Four."
I’m making the decision, once again, to put down the empty promises, the empty calories. When I was 15, I made a conscientious decision to delete soda from my everyday diet. For as long as I could remember, it was my go-to beverage for a quick thirst quenching. The odd thing was, no matter the […]Read more "Empty Calories."
‘I’m stranded, alone in another country, no place to sleep, and it’s raining. Fuck my life.’ To read Brad, Part One, click here. So. I stayed. More drinks. More giggling. More conversation about his life, his career… Now that I think about it, he talked about himself quite a lot. Not that I particularly minded […]Read more "Brad, Part Two."
Finding love online – it’s tough work. All that fishing, swiping and dodging dicks disguised as Cupid’s arrows is hard enough without our fellow online daters making it even more difficult. It’s a scary world out there on the Net. Well – to be honest, it’s probably more annoying than frightening. I’ll just get right […]Read more "Four Things I Hate About Online Dating."